Did You Know That You Have Rights?

Any and all pronouns. As many as possible. 21.

Amateur filmmaker, professional lesbian.

I am the fish that fears.

Currently: flopping

Check out my video editing services

troutlawyer:

can SOMEONE PLEASE tell me which episode of MST3K has “boingy banga kabonga??” i’m losing my mind over this the internet has produced NOTHING

image
image

@silveth and @boiling-ketchup A VERY BOINGEE BANGA KA BONGA TO YOU

pigswithwings:

what if aquatic animals had Tumblr would that be fucked up or something lmaooo anyways

0 notes 🔁❤️

image

🌿 mx-seagrxss Follow

mating season is such a chore. wdym i have to migrate back ten thousand miles just to find some bitches

🐟 thatsalmonboy Follow

outta my way gayboy I’m boutta get it

🐟 thatsalmonboy Follow

i have been transformed into a creature beyond my wildest imaginations

1,284 notes 🔁❤️

image

🎣 cardinesan Follow

uhhh was nobody going to talk about how the new update makes the site virtually unusable for crustaceans ???

🌊 pelagic-tragic Follow

honestly even if we tell staff you know they’re not going to do anything. crustaceans make up such a small percentage of oceanblr right now that it’s going to be impossible to get them to care. the treatment of anyone who isn’t a bony fish on this website is atrocious tbh

573 notes 🔁❤️

image

🌑 the-midnight-zoom

oh my cod its so dark down here why do i have such piss poor eyesight. if my eyes could open any wider id be doing that but nooo my house in the god damn depths says get fucked. not even my cousin in that one cave has to put up with this wtf

🔦 anglerfished Follow

hey come here for a second

325 notes 🔁❤️

image

🦑 a-sinkingsquid Follow

absolutely freaking out right now you frys don’t understand … There’s another squid at this whale fall and she’s really really cute! I want to talk to her so bad but I’m scared as all hell … what if she thinks I’m trying to eat her and swims away ? ?

3 notes 🔁❤️

image

🐋 girlwhaletail Follow

shipping discourse is sooo pointless like? you argue about ships? ⛵ those things that sound really loud & pass by me everyday? 🛳️ whoo whoo?

2,821 notes 🔁❤️

image

🐌 justasnailfish Follow

where is every one ..

soup-enthusiast:

image

ghostcrows:

warning to all beverage drinkers

condensention will make your fucking cup stick to the, coaster and the coaster will get glued to the cup from water particles. VERY DANGEROUS. please wear a hard hat and go online to webkinz.com and spin the wheel of wow to get a fun prize, every day daily

orgyporgy:

Last night I dreamt I had to catch a rare golden cockroach for scientists and then naturally we went to a sex club to celebrate where a girl sat on my face but she complained the whole time and said “it’s like you’re thinking about cockroaches or something”

Anonymous asked:

she/her? blocked and unfollowed.

biverly-switzler:

thesituation:

what the hell

image

thunk:

Basic internet safety: Never give out your name or where you live or other personal information!

Me every day on here: My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my mental illness.

laughableillusions:

image

Normal things to text your sibling

theoutcastrogue:

we-are-ninja:

aqueerkettleofish:

musicalhell:

vague-humanoid:

https://t.co/zJY6FyHXSD pic.twitter.com/2vJMBt4KOS  — Scott - fyrescotch.bsky.social 🇵🇸 (@fyrescotch) May 9, 2023ALT
image

I see way too much ammosexual paraphernalia on cars in my area so I approve of this

“It wasn’t theft. It said, right there, to come and take it. So I did.”

@theoutcastrogue thoughts?

Gut reaction is overwhelmingly “lol” and secondarily “fuck yeah”.

Gut reaction is heavily influenced by the fact that “ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ” infuriates me on sight, since it’s very popular with local nationalists of all kinds including nazis, and while that doesn’t necessarily apply universally, neither does it prove anything on its own, it’s indisputably something that’s trending in such circles, and it’s obvious why.

Regardless, this is a shockingly stupid thing to advertise on your car window.

sewercentipede:

sewercentipede:

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

image

ok thanks for the info wiki

judas-jpg:

fujiwaradivebar:

furrama:

fawkes-rinzler:

imlizy:

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

image

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats. 

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

And the part where he wanted to surprise Kiki by making that beautiful elaborate sign OUT OF BREAD to advertise her business and he was all anxious for her to get home and see it

image

But then when he sees her coming he gets all bashful and runs away 😭

image

the most underrated thing about the ghibli movies is how deeply they are love stories to working people, to the small folk, to moments of love and kindness. its not just about magic, many movies are about magic and fairytales. Its not only about the people in the stories, but about stories in the people. And they are just loveable.